Grapefruit with honey [for Jacek]

This morning a certain someone who’s fatter than me sent me a message to say that today, net weight (that is, stark naked and after the full morning bathroom routine), he weighs 100.2 kg. I have no idea what he cut off to get that close to double figures. I hope his family won’t suffer for it 😉 Anyway, he inspired me to have a light breakfast, star-style (read: celebrity). I had one grapefruit left, so grapefruit it was.

And that’s how we got the first two-ingredient dish on my site, worthy of any diet except Dukan. I was on Dukan two years ago, for almost 5 months. I have no idea now how I stood it. But the fact is, thanks to that diet I’m in double figures today, and I’m still hanging in there, if only by the skin of my teeth.

How anyone could fill up on this grapefruit with honey, I’ve no idea. But you know how it is: with the right motivation you can force yourself to do anything.

At a glance:

Prep time: 5 minutes

Serves: 1 Angelina Jolie

How many calories? Stars eat this for breakfast

Ingredients for a super non-breakfast:

• 1 yellow grapefruit
• 2 teaspoons of lime blossom honey

The recipe (heh):

I peel the grapefruit. I separate the flesh from the membranes. I drop the grapefruit flesh into a little bowl and drizzle two tablespoons of honey over it. Nothing could be simpler. Enjoy!